jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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