This girl is more easily done than said...
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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