I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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