Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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