How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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