i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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