Im at strip club and am horny
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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