apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize
