I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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