Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
it wasn't lemon gatorade
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
