Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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