Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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