shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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