My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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