quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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