doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
ok first of all what the fuck
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