It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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