Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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