I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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