I'm lost and stupid without you.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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