I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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