East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Ladies don't puke and tell
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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