At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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