So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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