i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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