Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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