I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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