My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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