there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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