WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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