Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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