I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
There r osticjed everywhere
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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