A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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