So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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