You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
FUCK WHALES
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