the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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