I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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