Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
