i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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