Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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