It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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