Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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