Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
