I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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