Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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