He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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