mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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