Got a toothbrush?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
pray to the hookup gods
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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