fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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