Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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