ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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